mike
Momma jokes
My name is Mike i am 14 and i live in MA i like to play basketball and hockey. And i like to surf the net!!!!!
Jokes
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Yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone! ! Yo momma so stupid she bought a
solar-powered flashlight! Yo momma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund! Yo momma so
stupid she took a cup to see Juice. Yo momma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money. Yo
momma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911" Yo momma so stupid she took a
ruler to bed to see how long she slept. Yo momma so stupid when she read on her job application to
not write below the dotted line she put "O.K." Yo momma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.
Yo momma so stupid she stole free bread. Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the
superbowl. Yo momma so stupid she called Dan Quayle for a spell check. Yo momma so stupid she
stepped on a crack and broke her own back. Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and
Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners. Yo momma so stupid she thought she needed a token to
get on Soul Train. Yo momma so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M, F
and sometimes Wednesday too." Yo momma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
Yo momma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean! Yo momma so stupid she
thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds! Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV,
and watches the couch! Yo momma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home. Yo momma so
stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead. Yo momma so stupid she
jumped out the window and went up. Yo momma so stupid she thought a quarterback was an
income tax refund. Yo momma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain. Yo momma so
stupid that under "Education" on her job application, she put "Hooked on Phonics." Yo momma so
stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house. Yo momma so stupid she watches
"The Three Stooges" and takes notes. Yo momma so stupid was born on Independence Day and
can't remember her birthday. Yo momma so stupid she thought gangrene was another golf course
Yo momma so stupid she couldn't read an audio book Yo momma so stupid it take her a month to
get rid of the 7 day itch. Yo momma so stupid she thought the Nazis were saying "Hi! Hitler"
mike3231@hotmail.com
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